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Post by bawheid on Oct 3, 2004 17:01:48 GMT -2
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son Scooter,
played around with my computer.
He pressed the buttons and hit the keys.
Now it only prints Chinese.
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Post by bawheid on Oct 3, 2004 17:03:05 GMT -2
Hickory, dickory, dock,
a mouse jumped in my sock.
He wiggled his nose
and tickled my toes,
which gave me quite a shock!
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Post by bawheid on Oct 3, 2004 17:05:21 GMT -2
Mary had a little jam;
she spread it on a waffle.
And if she hadn't eaten ten,
she wouldn't feel so awful.
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Post by bawheid on Oct 3, 2004 17:06:34 GMT -2
Mary had a little lamb,
but it was not a fool.
As Mary walked he stopped a car
and hitched a ride to school.
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Post by bawheid on Oct 3, 2004 17:07:32 GMT -2
Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.
But the dog couldn't wait,
so when dinner was late,
he ordered a pizza by phone.
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Post by bawheid on Oct 3, 2004 17:09:00 GMT -2
Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream,
until you hit the waterfall-
then you'll start to scream.
Row, row, row your boat,
gently 'round the lake.
Don't stand up and rock the boat -
that's a big mistake
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Post by bawheid on Oct 3, 2004 17:10:18 GMT -2
There was an odd woman
who lived in a shoe.
Which, I think you'll agree,
was a dumb thing to do.
Her husband divorced her.
Her kids ran away.
The shoe smells disgusting.
Why on earth did she stay?
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
which wasn't too bad when the winter winds blew.
But the strong summer sun was too hot to handle,
so she packed up her stuff and moved to a sandal.
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