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Post by Heelandcoo on May 15, 2008 6:20:11 GMT -2
Nicobate
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other one's willy and notices there's a Nicobate patch on it.
He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're
supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your willy.'
The other one replies, 'It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day.'
IF YOU LAUGH....YOU'LL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!
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Post by Heelandcoo on May 16, 2008 3:24:17 GMT -2
Mooooooo tae you !!! ah ken ye huv luiked bit nae replies!!!! LOL
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Post by Heelandcoo on May 16, 2008 3:44:09 GMT -2
A man walks in a Bank, gets in line, and when it was his turn he pulls out a gun ... and robs the Bank! But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses he turns around and asks the next customer in line: "Did you see me Rob this Bank?" The customer replies, "YES!" The bank robber raises his gun, POINTS IT TO HIS HEAD and BANG!!!!!...... SHOOTS HIM in THE HEAD AND KILLS HIM! He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the woman:"DID ... YOU ... SEE ... ME ... ROB THIS BANK?  " The woman calmly responds .. "No, . But My Husband Did!"  |
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Post by Heelandcoo on May 16, 2008 3:44:51 GMT -2
THE WEDDING NIGHT
Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school .'
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'
He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...
I gave him my airplane glue.'
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Post by Heelandcoo on May 16, 2008 3:46:47 GMT -2
Noo cum oan...that yin wiz funny!!!! ye must be haen ah wee giggle!!!
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