wee laff

[Heelandcoo]

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them 'It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro.'

'Vot do you mean it's illegal?' asks the German driver.
'Quattro meansa four' replies the Italian official.

'Quattro is just ze name of zefokken automobile' the Germans
says unbelievingly. 'Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons'
'You canta pulla thata one on me!' replies the Italian customs
officer. 'Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law.'
The German driver replies angrily, 'You idiot!
Call your zupervisor over.
I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!'
'Sorry' responds the Italian officer, 'He can'ta come.
He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno'

[***Koala***]

that's a guid yin Angel

cheers Koala

[Heelandcoo]

aye jist tryin tae keep folks inturestit....ah see we git plenty folk haen ah wee keek bit they must be awfae shy