Post by Johnny on Nov 6, 2007 14:27:03 GMT -2
A 50 year old woman had heart attack and was admitted to hospital.
On the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked " Is my time up"?
God said "No you have 43 years, two months and eight days to live".
Upon recovery, she decided to remain in hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had a hairdresser come in to style and dye her hair, as well as a dentist to make her teeth perfect by capping them all.
Seeing as she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
On her discharge from hospital, she was hit by an ambulance in the hospital grounds and killed instantly.
Arriving in front of God, she barked, "I thought you said I had another 43 years to live" ?
God replied "I did".
She ranted "Then why didn't you pull me from the path of the ambulance"?
God replied "I DIDN'T BLOODY RECOGNIZE YOU!!!!!!
On the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked " Is my time up"?
God said "No you have 43 years, two months and eight days to live".
Upon recovery, she decided to remain in hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had a hairdresser come in to style and dye her hair, as well as a dentist to make her teeth perfect by capping them all.
Seeing as she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
On her discharge from hospital, she was hit by an ambulance in the hospital grounds and killed instantly.
Arriving in front of God, she barked, "I thought you said I had another 43 years to live" ?
God replied "I did".
She ranted "Then why didn't you pull me from the path of the ambulance"?
God replied "I DIDN'T BLOODY RECOGNIZE YOU!!!!!!
