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Post by Johnny on Nov 6, 2007 14:24:07 GMT -2
"True" Friendship None of that Sissy Nonsense
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry b*stard who made you sad
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are wellagain. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy arse.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
"Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend."
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.
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