Post by Heelandcoo on Nov 9, 2006 22:23:55 GMT -2
Its hell getting old An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his
tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "Chuck, everything
looks great.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with
God?"
Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
the bathroom, POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light
goes off. " WOW, That's incredible" the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife. "Mary," he
says, "Chuck is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and
POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done POOF! the
light goes off?
"Oh my God!" Mary exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!
