AUSSIE FRIENDS

[***Koala***]

Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to
True friendship
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against thesorry mongrel that made you that way.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had a root.

4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it everychance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about
how muchworse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again,I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.

Try to send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed
becauseyou can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you
right now
anyway
Remember:
A good friend will help you move.A really good friend will help you move a body.
So let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.