Post by peejam on Jun 4, 2006 20:22:57 GMT -2
A few wee titbits.
EVER WONDER
>>
>> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
>>
>> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>>
>> Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins
>> Lottery"?
>>
>> Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
>>
>> Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
>>
>> Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on
>> "Start"?
>>
>> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
>> dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
>>
>> Why is the man who invests all your money called a
>> broker?
>>
>> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
>> rush hour?
>>
>> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>>
>> When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
>> it?
>>
>> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
>>
>> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
>>
>> You know that indestructible black box that is used on
>> airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
>>
>> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
>>
>> Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
>> together?
>>
>>
EVER WONDER
>>
>> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
>>
>> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>>
>> Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins
>> Lottery"?
>>
>> Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
>>
>> Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
>>
>> Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on
>> "Start"?
>>
>> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
>> dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
>>
>> Why is the man who invests all your money called a
>> broker?
>>
>> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
>> rush hour?
>>
>> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>>
>> When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
>> it?
>>
>> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
>>
>> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
>>
>> You know that indestructible black box that is used on
>> airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
>>
>> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
>>
>> Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
>> together?
>>
>>
