Post by ***Koala*** on May 27, 2006 0:33:02 GMT -2
The Tattoo
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in The hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head
In disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed On his privates?"
"Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly,instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering nicely at Kaiser Hospital.
lol