Duh

[Heelandcoo]

Great Britain

Three men are having conversation about each other's daughters. An Englishman, Scottish and an Irishman.

The Englishman said: "I found a packet of cigarrettes in my daughter's bedroom. I didnt even know she smokes."

But the Scottish said: "Well, that's nothing. I found a bottle of whisky in my daughter's bedroom. I didnt even know she drinks."

Then finally the Irishman said: "huh! Consider yourselves lucky. The other day I found a packet of condoms in my daughter's bedroom. I didnt even known she has a dick!"

[***Koala***]

ROFLMAO

[Heelandcoo]

Two cheerleading teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes,

chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend cheerleading competition in
Brisbane.

The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team
rode on the top level.

The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time,

when one of them realised she hasn't heard anything from the Blondes
upstairs.

She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached the
top,

she found all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the
road,

clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a
great time downstairs!"

One of the Blondes looks up at her, swallows hard and whispered,

"YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER."