Post by Johnny on Mar 12, 2005 13:19:12 GMT -2
>> >A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in
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>> >legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him
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>> >well as he can, with love and compassion.
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>> >After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
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>> >Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
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>> >orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar
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>> >patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
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>> >disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
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>> >Swoooop! A torso pops out!
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>> >The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The
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>> >father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take
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>> >another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
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>> >Swoooop! Two arms pops out.
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>> >The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son
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>> >on to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The
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>> >bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and
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>> >with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last
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>> >Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
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>> >The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks
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>> >God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
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>> >left...then to the right.... right through the front door, into the
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>> >where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
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>> >The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs
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>> >"He should have quit while he was a head."
guid yin Johnny an ahm gled a dinae drink