Post by Johnny on Dec 8, 2004 23:14:16 GMT -2
A man, called to an audit by the IRS, asked his accountant what he should wear." Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a pauper".
He then asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice."Don't let them intimidate you, dress in your best suit and tie".
Confused he went to his Rabbi and asked his advice.
"Let me tell you a story" replied the Rabbi" A woman, about to be married asked her mother what she should wear on her wedding night. "Wear a long flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck". She then asked her best friend what she should wear. "Wear a real sexy negligee with a low cut front".
The man then asked the Rabbi what this had to do with his problem with the IRS? to which the Rabbi replied, "No matter what you wear, your gonna get screwed".
Cheers
Johnny
He then asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice."Don't let them intimidate you, dress in your best suit and tie".
Confused he went to his Rabbi and asked his advice.
"Let me tell you a story" replied the Rabbi" A woman, about to be married asked her mother what she should wear on her wedding night. "Wear a long flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck". She then asked her best friend what she should wear. "Wear a real sexy negligee with a low cut front".
The man then asked the Rabbi what this had to do with his problem with the IRS? to which the Rabbi replied, "No matter what you wear, your gonna get screwed".
Cheers
Johnny
Aye hoo true.......lol