Post by Johnny on Apr 14, 2004 22:45:52 GMT -2
BEST DEAR JOHN LETTER EVER
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a
"Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Ricky: I can no longer continue our relationship.
The distance between us is just too great. I must admit
that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been
gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for
any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture
of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty
gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos
in that envelope...along with this note:
Dear Becky:
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please
take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Thanks and take care, Ricky
Noo that's whit ah call ------Real smart thinkin'.
Cheers
Johnny
The only thing wrong with that one is that I wasn't the one who thought of it!!! 
