Post by bawheid on Jul 27, 2005 17:18:46 GMT -2
Your last name stays put.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water theme park. You can wear NO shirt to a water theme park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water theme park. You can wear NO shirt to a water theme park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
