Post by bawheid on Apr 17, 2004 19:05:22 GMT -2
Glaswegian Rhapsody (sing to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
Is this the real life, is it the methodone?
Stuck in Maryhill, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like me.
Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D.
Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da; slash yer dug, ride yer ma!
Any way the Clyde flows Disnae really matter tae me......tae me.
Haw Maw, just chibbed some ****,
Buckie bottle tae the heid,
An noo the f*ckin' b*stard's deid!
Haw Maw, Um just oan parole,
An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee....
Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh,
Never meant tae steal yer purse,
But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'.
Carry oot, carry oot!
An we'll go oot oan the batter!
Too late, the bailliff's here,
Sends shivers doon ma spine,
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time.
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go,
Got tae go and rip some w*** fae up the scheme.
Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh
I'm a jakey bam, I sometimes think I've never been washed at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a bam,
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
Thunderbird, White Lightning, very very frightening to me!
Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair
and some skins,
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
I'm just a dole boy, nae **** loves me,
He's just a dole boy fae a dole family!
Spare us a pound fur a wee cup o tea?
Get tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
Forf*cksake, No! I will no' get a job! - Get a job!
Forf*cksake, I will no' get a job! - Get a job!
Forf*cksake, Will you get a job? - Get a job!
Will no' get a job, get a job!
Will no' get a job, get a job!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.....
Oh gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
For me, for meeeee!?
So you 'hink you can slash me and pish in my eye?
So ye 'hink ye can chib me an' leave me to die?
Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!
F*ck all really matters,
Any **** can see,
F*ck all really matters, f*ck all really matters to me!
Any way the Clyde flows.....
Is this the real life, is it the methodone?
Stuck in Maryhill, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like me.
Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D.
Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da; slash yer dug, ride yer ma!
Any way the Clyde flows Disnae really matter tae me......tae me.
Haw Maw, just chibbed some ****,
Buckie bottle tae the heid,
An noo the f*ckin' b*stard's deid!
Haw Maw, Um just oan parole,
An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee....
Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh,
Never meant tae steal yer purse,
But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'.
Carry oot, carry oot!
An we'll go oot oan the batter!
Too late, the bailliff's here,
Sends shivers doon ma spine,
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time.
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go,
Got tae go and rip some w*** fae up the scheme.
Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh
I'm a jakey bam, I sometimes think I've never been washed at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a bam,
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
Thunderbird, White Lightning, very very frightening to me!
Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair
and some skins,
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
I'm just a dole boy, nae **** loves me,
He's just a dole boy fae a dole family!
Spare us a pound fur a wee cup o tea?
Get tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
Forf*cksake, No! I will no' get a job! - Get a job!
Forf*cksake, I will no' get a job! - Get a job!
Forf*cksake, Will you get a job? - Get a job!
Will no' get a job, get a job!
Will no' get a job, get a job!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.....
Oh gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
For me, for meeeee!?
So you 'hink you can slash me and pish in my eye?
So ye 'hink ye can chib me an' leave me to die?
Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!
F*ck all really matters,
Any **** can see,
F*ck all really matters, f*ck all really matters to me!
Any way the Clyde flows.....
